Jonathan Strange & Mr Norrell. By Susanna Clarke.
The legs are a lie.
…Either that or I’m a mean teenage sister who makes her small brother take pictures of her while she sings variations on ‘part of your world’.
Look at these snails/Aren’t they neat/ Wouldn’t you say my collection’s complete/ wouldn’t say I’m the girl/The girl with a lot of rocks/I’ve got rocks and more rocks, and some sea moss and a whole bunch of rocks/ You want rocks? I’ve got twenty.